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Christmas Wishlist of DOOM! (in no particular order)

 

What the hell is a Christmas Wishlist of DOOM!?

I figured (while I was bored at work on a random October afternoon) that I would list a bunch of things that I would like for Christmas if someone ever got around to giving me something.  That is, if I did see people during this holiday season.  People have jobs and lives.  I live a life of work and solitude a good portion of the year that it should be expected that I would be looking forward to this year. 

 

Absolutely not.

 

Holidays don’t change anything.  And it hurts even more when you don’t have homework to do.

 

So Christine, what are your Christmas holidays like?

Do you really want to know?  Think Frappucino, eBay, and Patsy Cline CDs in the same room.  That’s what it’s like.  Seriously…it’s a pathetic time of the year.  See me when I’m at my worst.  Love me for the loner I am!

 

Of course, what would you really like to see in a holiday?

A reminder that these holidays are times for family and friends to be together, to celebrate the happy moments, and to get high on cinnamon.  Holidays are times when I’m ‘adopted’ into other families; my own has no sense of holiday cheer.  (Eternal thanks to my adoptive families.)  I’m insane enough to still keep the spirit going.

 

Wow, Christine!  How did you get so bitter about holidays?

To make a long story short, negative words and twenty years of verbal abuse do not beget positive words and a happy outlook toward family life.  You live, you learn, and then you redefine the meaning of “family.”

 

Anyway, here’s my list.  It never hurts to dream.

 

Christine

 

P.S. Happy holidays…whatever the hell that means.

 

 

Here’s the list.  J

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You.  Me.  Dinner.  Kitchen seating to see the pasta fly. 

 

P.S. You get to see me in a dress for the first time since 2002. (This one’s reserved for a particular someone, and believe me, this would mean the world a million times over.)

How about a trip to Las Vegas to see “Avenue Q” at the brand spanking new Wynn hotel?  Suite fun and bubble bath solution in a spa.  Add in the camera and it’s all good.